Posted by Lei79 on November 15, 2002 at 09:50:42:
When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the woods, and we need to leave NOW.
When you are short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the pasture for an hour before you can catch me.
When you are shortsighted, let me teach you to figure out where, exactly, in 40 acres I am hiding.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivore's kick MUCH faster than omnivores.
When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind feet, because I don't FEEL like cantering on my right lead today, that's why.
When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid service.
When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION. I TOLD you about those lions in the woods.
When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs of YAHOO-let's-go suitably inspired event horse can do.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also, breakfast and dinner.
When you are tired, let me remind you of the 600 lbs of grain that needs to be unloaded.
When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning of "Veterinary Services, additional".
When you need to learn, hang around, Bud. I'll learn ya.
